"All over people changing their votes
Along with their overcoats
If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway"

Adolf Hitler is flying into Canada next week in a publicity stunt
designed to assure his constituency in the Fatherland that he is popular
in the democratic west.  Canada's Government has been happy to accommodate
him and has spoken not a word of annoyance about the Dictator's intent to
avoid speaking before the Canadian Parliament where Hitler fears he will
be booed.

To date, the Dictator is known to have killed not less than 100
thousand Semites in cold blood, though the real numbers are unknown and
many more are being held in detention camps, largely untracked and
anonymous.  Despite the Dictator's violations of international law,
the Geneva Convention and his active program of torture, rape and
genocide, the Canadian Government has no plans on arresting the Dictator.

The Dictator is to travel freely through Canada and plans on giving
a speech in Halifax where he anticipates a warm welcome.  To date, no
nation on Earth has dared to apprehend the war criminal, not even Chile
where he personally clashed with state security.

Meanwhile, without fear of repercussions from their allies, Hitler's
war planners are setting out to begin a new aggression, this time against
Iran.  Canada hopes this policy of appeasement will lead to a more
peaceful world, but has yet to explain how and why.

Rumors of future conflicts also include North Korea.  As long
as Canadians are not directly effected by the worldwide slaughter, little
pressure will be applied on Washington by Ottawa.