First paragraph (Teaser):

Shut the Duck Up.

Rest of the text:

To All colonels and Admirals,

To All Corporate Conglomeracket Corporals,

To All General Arse-nals in Particular,

To All Corrupt Enterprise Officers in general,

To all officials, office sirs, unofficial fascists and white collar errorists:

!!!! Duck Chainy will lead Errorism Team !!!!
!!!! Duck Chainy will lead Errorism Team !!!!
!!!! Duck Chainy will lead Errorism Team !!!!

A new Federal Emergency Manufacturing Team (FEMA) Office called Orifice Will Coordinate Operation "Shut the Duck Up".

This plan will go into immediate action starting June 2, 2001.

Whenever questions are raised by extremely subversive underground errorist terrorrists such as Big Sister, Zeeza or Isidor, SHUT THE DUCK UP!

We don't want anybody to venture any bablum out there, especially not at http://indymedia.org or http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cea-usa, lest we risk being exposed again by those rabid badgers. Others may be monitoring our conversations as well. We must adopt the only strategy that has ever worked for us so far: Shut the Duck up....

Shutting the duck up may seem like a relatively simple matter but it actually requires much stubborn persistence on both the parts of the bablum supplier and the silent "majority" of peeps.

A peep is a peep discreet and meek.
He dares not defend you,
Yet dares not offend you...

A peep is along for the ride...
'til he either shits or gets off the pot.

The Loonatics are on the pot.
The Lunatics are on the spot.

In the relentless pursuit by millions of minions engaged in the time honored passtime of maintaining the status quo, shutting the duck up, is the most preferred strategy by far. The "majority" of peeps, those prisoners in Peepville, county of Nowhere, eventually fizzle into frazzled squeaks...

Nowhere is nowhere near the same as NowHere because NowHere is Now + Here which is not = to nowhere but rather the opposite of nowhere which is NowHere!

There.

Now hear:

Speaking of the absurd,

Since the Pentagoons are going on their biggest rampage ever during the Super Concentrated Chemtrail month of June, 2001, Isidor proposes a plan entitled The Bush Chainy Shut the Duck Up Plan.

I don't know if Bush Daddy is keeping his mouth shut these days or not.
Please fill me in. But I do believe Duck Chainy is quacking away merrily.
The amount of quackery is simply staggering. It is beyond the absurd and believe me...I know something of the Absurd.

The core of the Shut the Duck Up strategy consists in ridiculing the bablum that drips constantly from this Big Bozo's Bloated Hot Air Bag of Toxic Fumes from Hell or Shell (same shthing).

Indymedia and all participating independent media shall promote the new Bush Plan: SHUT THE DUCK UP!

Baring in mind that we all love Bush Daddy's saintly son: George Wonderful Bush, we provide sweet baby face George with all the reasons and rationalizations for Shutting the Duck Up.

We will offer Georgy-Boo a Great Big Bonanza style Palace back in the Pontiac, where he can join Zeeza, Princess Warrior of the Pontiac and become resident in charge of sampling freshly grown medical marijuana.

We will provide him with all the necessary honorary doctorates: in Law, Science, Fine Arts, Philosophy, Ecology, Agriculture, Astronomy, Astrology, Compassionate Conservatism...etc...

Don't forget certificates of excellence and dedication to noble humanitarian causes.

Not to mention diplomas in diplomacy, Nobel Peace prizes, etc...

He should also be declared honorary member of World Vision, Sierra Club, all golf clubs and finally he should be knighted by His Highness the Queen of England.

During the same long weekend, George Wonderful Bush shall be sanctified and beatified by Pope Ron Paul, pontificated by St -Isidore of the Internet and stupified by Isidor. Furthermore, George, our Lord and Saviour Bush will receive the greatest honor ever bestowed on any monarch OR Avatar, since the Great Flood...!

Our Holy and Beloved George, George Wonderful Bush, shall be initiated into the Sacred Circle Temple of The Supreme High Commander: The Great White Lodge of Illumination, for the Salvation of Mankind.

George Wonderful Bush....

Who would have guessed what potential you possess?

Who could have known you were more than just a clone?

We all have prayed along with Saint Isidore of the Internet.

We all have played along Isidor and Persephone.

And now we ask you... George O Wonderful One...

Just one little favor, in return for your eternal immortalization as New Age Superman of the Free World:

Shut the Duck Up!

Simple yet effective.

The choice is yours: you can come on down and join us NowHere in Concentration Camp where the citizen's executive government of the brand new world is concentrating REAL HARD on bringing about the Holy Kingdom you so richly deserve.

You can help us in so many ways: by simply hanging around and being a source of inspiration to all us humble servants or, you may toke up with the boys in the back of the Pontiac and be an even greater source of inspiration to an even greater number of us...

The decision rests entirely with you.

All you have to do is Shut the Duck Up.

Whenever you decide to make a move towards the light of our salvation, don't hesitate to contact Comrad Blac, Big Sister, Zeezabel, Zeezee, Isidor, Jon Chance and the whole crew.

If, by Chance, you wish to visit us, come on down...

It's just a click or two away from you.

We're at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cea-usa
and:
http://indymedia.org

And remember, if you want to stick with the Plan: Shut the Duck Up.

Shutting the duck up should be the primary goal of all humanity.

It will happen...But we're not quite there yet.

We need serious Shut the Duck Up Gang Blasters,
We also welcome "Committed" Bush Daddy Bull Busters,
We at indymedia and elsewhere on Saint Isidore's Holy Internet wish to, by all means, shut the Duck Up, and be free of the Chainy's that bind Mankind.

Amen

Isidor